Grandmother: Quick go hide, Ur teacher is here because U
skipped school 2day.
Grandson: U go hide, I told her U were dead
Knowledge is like under-wear. It is useful to have it, but
no need to show it off.
If u can afford gym membership, u can afford deodorant.
When butterflies fall in love do they feel people in their
stomach?
Wife: Honey I want U 2 whisper dirty things in mha ear!
Husband: kitchen, living rum, dinning rum, patio.
I want 2 make a Facebook account & name ll be nobody so
when I C stupid crap people post, I can like it & it will say Nobody Likes
This.
Mha Boss & I have so much in common… he loves 2 travel
& I love it when he goes.
They say that love is more important than money, but have U
ever tried 2 pay UR bills with a hug?
If you can’t Change a Gurl…..Change the Gurl.
Need Love…? …….No…I would prefer vodkaaaa..!!
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Here in our collection of the funny facebook status we use shortcut form such
as like 2 instead of to, Gurl instead of Girl, Mha instead of My and many more
to give it appropriate sense than usual.
When M on mha death bed, I want mha final words 2 B “I left
1 million dollars in the…
I think mha IPhone is broken. I pressed the home button
& M still 8 school.
All mha life I thought air is free until I bought bag of
chips
I have BN using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who
uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.
I told God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way.
So I stole a bike & asked 4 forgiveness.
Hey Google, Please stop behaving like a Gurl , ll you please
allow mhe 2 complete the whole sentence B4 U start guessing and suggesting.
Congratulations!!! U R the 100th person 2 views my status.
To C Ur prize please clicks Control + W.
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